this is what happened, right?
Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!
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Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!
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G.O.A.T
I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn
i love that he’s still doing this
i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT
i love that victory slide
thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.
We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip
I’m continuously amazed by how the Duelist Kingdom duel rules are just…. complete anarchy. Summon what you want; do what you want; nothing is too nonsensical.
You can summon 7 or 8 star monsters just like that. Jou wins duels by aging the other monsters. Yugi wins by… attacking the playing field itself. and attacking the MOON. Which was a spell card. With his own monster card. And beats the Player Killer by “taking out his castle’s flotation rings”. in the anime, Kaiba literally hacks into a card to weaken it. this shit was incredible. the only thing that could limit you was how major of a character you are
africa cover by miku
when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day
When I was 10 I was in a AOL chatroom for kids and we were all making this Homer Simpson face (8^(|) but this one girl Crystal forgot to put the nose in the face so I said “You forgot the nose crystal” and I immediately got booted offline and no one in my family could log on. My Mom talked to someone from AOL and they said I was trying to sell drugs to minors because I said “nose crystal”
When I was like 10 I roleplayed with people on Neopets, completely innocent stuff like ‘high school AU’ or ‘wolf AU’ and the like. I made a thread called ‘See the Sea Hotel’ and it went on for a few replies until I randomly got my account frozen and after explaining to my mom for a good 30 minutes that ‘frozen’ didn’t mean the computer wouldn’t respond, she got on to try and send an email to Neopets’ staff and they said that ‘hotel’ was a restricted word because it included ‘ho’ in it
I had a similar experience around that age with an online music game called Audition.
I said something like “Can I get the speed to 2x speed?” and it automatically changed my message to “Can I get the **** to **** ****?”, and a moderator saw that modified message and suspended my account for offensive language.
It turned out that I couldn’t say ‘speed’ because it had ‘pee’ in it, and I when I contacted support to say it was a mistake on their part and asked if I could be unsuspended, they said that I was also writing numbers, and writing numbers was strictly forbidden just in case they were a phone number.
I remember playing Phantasy Star Online back in like 2001 - it was one of the first console MMOs, if I remember correctly - and you didn’t get banned for saying “bad words”, but they did get censored. their list of inappropriate words was….extensive, and one in particular created a real problem for people trying to make plans to play together. because of course the most common day of the week to do that would be Saturday, right? but. that has the word “turd” in it. so. every time. you tried to say “do you want to play Saturday”. it would say. “do you want to play $%&@%#+%”. and the other person is just. sitting there. wondering. what the fuck did you just ask them to play
This is called the Scunthorpe Problem and it always cracks me up.
@grandma-pirate Emily, this is the funniest thing ive ever read in my life
#i mean one time i posted a picture of two lions snuggling on a message board with the title pussy love#and it got taken down and i was so confused?? what is profane about pussy love???#i didn’t know what pussy meant other than in relation to pussy cat #lol rip#not exactly the same thing but i was soooo confused xD#i remember playing wizard 101 and VMK and saying oh sheet a lot though#and that’s when i thought cursing was bad lmao
ask every single game dev if they will include a character in a wheelchair in their game, and not just one in a hospital. no more wheelchairs as horror props. the worst thing that can happen is being told no. please help me advocate for more representation in video games.
it took me a very long time to be alright with the idea of using a wheelchair because everywhere i looked, wheelchairs were objects of shame. i stayed inside and went nowhere instead of even considering the usage of a wheelchair. i know many are like me. i play a lot of video games because of my health, and many other disabled and chronically ill people do also. we are always playing games. please help us see ourselves, and help encourage those who still feel shame. please help us show others that we exist. wheelchairs are tools of freedom, and they changed my life for the better. everyone deserves to see themselves in games, and it is about time wheelchair users got to.
The Surge, while frustrating to play, had the main character be wheelchair bound near the beginning before being given a full body prosthetic to move normally.
i want wheelchairs normalized, not messages that they should be gotten rid of
all i remember was seeing bently in sly cooper in a wheelchair in the third game AND FULLY PLAYABLE AND MOBILE WITH FUCKIN SICKASS ROCKETS AND SHIT and it made my aunts day bc she didnt ever think she’d get a character like her in a video game
AND ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO MAKE A CHARACTER IN A GAME IN A WHEELCHAIR
sly cooper is a STEALTH PLATFORMER GAME and if the turtle with a chair can be a master thief strategist other gaming companies need to get good and step up their game
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wheelchairs in games! wheelchairs in games! wheelchairs in games!
I can’t believe Yoko Taro gave a really deep provocative thought on game design and violence in society while talking through a sock puppet.
my favorite thing about dungeons and dragons is that you can study for it alone, wherever you are, and also the fact that i found an entire database of free resources about 5.0 that are basically all you need to play except for an actual campaign lol
I see your free resources with no campaigns and raise you This
